The Absurdity of Indian Politics: Conspiracy To Sell Babies To Japan

In the realm of politics, the absurdity of certain promises are beyond imagination. Recently, the Bharatiya Janata Party (BJP) made a rather shocking assertion, suggesting that the Indian National Congress has entered into a secret agreement with Japan to sell Indian children. While this claim may seem amusing at first glance to reduce our population and increase Japan's at the same time, it is important to approach it with a critical eye from a parent's perspective.

An Unlikely Conspiracy

The BJP's claim centers around the declining birth rate in Japan, which has fallen below the replacement level. According to the BJP, the Congress party has supposedly struck a deal with the Japanese government to sell Indian children to address this issue. The alleged source of this information? None other than Japan's late Prime Minister, Shinzo Abe, who apparently confided in his close friend Prime Minister Modi about this conspiracy.

Elated Teens

The Indian Teenagers are elated that they will get to move to Japan and probably even find a waifu for themselves. The Local weeb community is very much excited about this proposal and are urging their parents to go vote for Congress, so that this plan gets executed.