JNU seeks prior permission

In an ironic twist of Indian political theater, Jawaharlal Nehru University (JNU) has filed a trademark infringement case against Modi supporters. The bone of contention? The alleged unauthorized use of the 'tukde tukde' formula, which these supporters have employed as copium to mount a shocking defeat against the BJP in the recently concluded Lok Sabha elections, particularly in Uttar Pradesh and Ayodhya.

The 'Tukde Tukde' Saga

For those not well-versed in the labyrinthine world of Indian politics, the term 'tukde tukde' has become a loaded phrase. Originally used by BJP supporters to accuse JNU of attempting to divide the country, it seems the table has turned in this ironic saga. JNU claims that their 'trademarked' formula has been co-opted without prior permission, and they are now seeking legal redress.

The Irony of Ironies

In a statement that could make even the most stoic observer chuckle, JNU representatives argued, "If anyone knows how to divide a country, it's us!" They further added that it was outrageous for Modi supporters to use their 'well-honed' tactics without so much as a courtesy call. The irony here is thicker than the fog in a Delhi winter; the very people who accused JNU of divisive tactics are now being accused of the same by their former 'victims.'

Political Mileage and Legal Battles

This isn't just a legal issue but a sensational political drama. BJP supporters have long accused JNU of dividing the country for political mileage, a claim that JNU has consistently denied. Now, the university is arguing that the same BJP supporters are using these very tactics to gain political advantage in Uttar Pradesh and Ayodhya. The legal battle promises to be as entertaining as it is complex, with both sides readying their arsenals of statements and elaborate arguments.

Conclusion

As the case unfolds, it will be interesting to see how the courts navigate this labyrinth of irony. Will JNU win the case and regain control over their 'tukde tukde' formula, or will Modi supporters succeed in their divisive endeavors? One thing is for sure, the political landscape of India has never been more amusing, and this case adds yet another layer to the ever-growing tapestry of Indian political drama.